Not work safe: gore

From Twitch comes the first trailer for Takao Nakano’s The Big Tits Zombie 3D, a live-action adaptation of Rei Mikamoto’s “Kyonyu Dragon” manga which, according to Jason Gray, caused a bit of a kerfuffle at Japanese convenience stores during its run.

Sola Aoi, JAV idol and possibly the only J-celeb capable of racking up ~50k Twitter followers in a few weeks,  stars as a stripper named Rena Jodo who’s offered a gig at a hot springs resort upon returning from Mexico. Unfortunately, the place is nearly abandoned. Rena and four of her fellow strippers become extremely bored and decide to check out the basement where Maria (Mari Sakurai) discovers a “Book of the Dead”. She proceeds to read it, triggering a zombie outbreak which claims her and two other strippers. The newly zombified Maria becomes the leader of the zombie horde and attempts to establish a new zombie kingdom, leaving it up to Rena and Ginko (Risa Kasumi) to stop them.

It’s not clear if this will actually be in 3D or if that was just added to the English press release for the sake of kitsch. The film will be getting a limited screening at Cinemart Roppongi next month before its DVD release on August 4, 2010, and neither release is being overtly advertised as 3D (yet).

And it’s probably worth repeating: this trailer is not safe for work. Seriously, if you load this up in the office, you’ll be escorted out with your personal possessions in a box.

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